"The TV is my shepherd; I shall not want. It
maketh me to lie down on the sofa: it leadeth me away from the scriptures. It destroyeth my soul: it leadeth me in
the path of sex and violence for the sponsor's sake. Yea, though I walk through the shadow of Christian responsibility, there will be no
interruption: for the TV is with me; it's cable and remote control they comfort me. It prepareth a commercial before me in the presence of my
worldliness: It annointeth my head with humanism; my covetousness runneth over. Surely laziness and ignorance shall follow me all
the days of my life: and I will dwell in my house watching TV forever (Steve Anderson, Faithful Word Baptist Church)."

